For those of you who don’t want to read the day by day, hour by hour description below, here’s a brief summary. Going to Brazil and competing in the Ironman, was one of the greatest experiences in my life. This experience was greatly enhanced by having 7 of my fellow co-workers who had trained the past 6 months with me. In addition to the 8 of us, my dad was there, Tracy, fellow Ironman Greg’s girlfriend, Ben’s parents and Hector’s father. The race was by far the most difficult athletic endeavor I have ever undertaken, yet it was one of the most fun things I’ve done – yes, believe it or not exercising for 12 ½ hours was fun (ok, it was painful at times too!). My official finish time 12:26:01 (although my finish picture has the time at 12:25:57 – don’t ask me to explain how they took a picture of me across the finish line, at 12:25:57, yet my official time is 12:26:01!). And believe it or not, yes, I would do another one…not saying when, but I would certainly do it again! So that’s the brief summary, for those of you who have some time, below is a much more detailed story of the trip and the event.
THE TRAVEL
I left for Brazil at the wee hour of 4:45am on Tuesday, May 20th. The car service picked me up and the bike case would not fit in the trunk of the town car. Luckily, it did fit in the back seat with me! Driving to Los Angeles airport at 4:45am is quite the pleasure – no traffic! Now, let’s digress for a moment. My airplane plans had my flying from LA to Miami on American Airlines then on TAM Airlines to Sao Paulo Brazil and then to Florianopolis on TAM. I used a sports travel company, Endurance Sports Travel, to handle the international portion of the flights, but booked the domestic portion myself (after EST wanted me to fly LA to Denver, then Denver to Miami – too many flights!). Fortunately, for the international portion of the flights, Endurance was able to secure bike waivers so there would be no additional charge for my bike case. As for American, that was a different story. And that’s where Ben, my fellow Disney Tri Team member and now Ironman, comes in. The day before, he had taken the same flight to Miami on American and called me after checking in to tell me how he talked his way out of the $100 charge bike charge. Long story short, props to Ben, as my charge was also waived! It would take about 24 hours of travel to get to Florianopolis, Brazil.
Highlights included the discovery of a Dunkin Donuts in the Miami airport – yum (yes, Ironman in training eat donuts – actually they eat pretty much anything you put in front of them!) And meeting up with Mac and Gabe, two fellow Disneyers on the way to Brazil for the Ironman.


After 24 hours of traveling, I was finally in Florianopolis, Brazil on Wednesday, with 5 days to go to the big event. We were met at the airport by people from ENDURANCE SPORTS TRAVEL (http://www.endurancesportstravel.com/index.asp), who was the travel company that booked our trip. And now for a little plug – if you are ever traveling to do an Ironman, ½ Ironman or any other event they plan trips for, use them. Ken Glah (53 time Ironman and 25 time Kona Ironman)


We got to the hotel (Juere Beach Hotel) http://www.endurancesportstravel.com/imb_hotels_jurere.asp?prova=brasil),

checked in and headed up to our rooms. We ran into Ben and Junior, two other Disney Tri team members) in the lobby.

The rest of the group, including my father, would arrive in several hours and I wanted to get a short run in before they got there. So I quickly unpacked and headed out to the beach for a run. I ran from the hotel to the IM Expo, which was about 1.5 miles down on the beach. The expo is basically a fair, where they have merchandise and food to buy, where you go to check-in for the race, the starting and finish line and transition area for the event. Unfortunately, since I didn’t know where I was going, I could actually find the expo, so I headed back to the hotel. Went back to the room, showered and then headed down to the lobby for the rest of the group to arrive. Everyone arrive safely, I showed my dad up to our room. And we headed downstairs for dinner.
THE LEAD-UP
The next few days are a blur, and I don’t actually remember what we did on a day-to-day basis, but here’s how it basically went…wake up, eat breakfast downstairs, exercise a little, either a swim bike or run.

Highlights of the days leading up to the event included putting my bike together and brought it down to the mechanics to have them tune it up and give it the once over. When I went back down to pick it up, my bike was not together, the back wheel was off and the tire and tube were off the wheel…uh, oh! Apparently my rear wheel had become a tiny bit untrued (crooked). The mechanics had the wheel on the truing stand and were trying to fix it, but they did not have the proper wrench for my cheater wheels to do it. They explained to me that they were going to try to come up with something so that they could true it, but I need to leave the bike there another day. Long story short, they couldn’t find anything to fix it with, and I ended up riding on crooked wheel. It actually was off like 1 or 2 millimeters, so it wasn’t that big of a deal (I think!).
We also went on a guided course tour, hosted by Ken Glah. We boarded a shuttle bus, with about 12 other people competing and Ken took us all, showing us where we needed to go on the day of the race in the swim, bike and race. The tour was basically to get the lay of the land, the tough parts, the hills, etc. Needless to say, most of us were more confused after the bus ride than before! Let me explain. The swim course was pretty self-explanatory…

The run course, also pretty simple. Three laps of 10.5 km (6.5 miles). The first lap had an additional 10.5km miles tacked on to get us up to 42km (26.2 miles). (can’t find the map of it). The additional miles on the first lap would be the hardest, as they were up some pretty steep hills. Ken advised walking the hills, as the 10 seconds you would save by running would not compensate for the pain they caused you later in the race!
And the bike, well most of it was pretty simple. 2 x 56 miles starting at the transition area.

And now, the head spinning part. On this highway there were 2 tunnels. You had to ride in the left side tunnel on the inside lane, then a Ken said a “short” distance down the road, make a u-turn, go back through the right tunnel in the inside lane, make another u-turn, go back through the right tunnel in the outside lane, ride a longer distance down the road, make another u-turn and finally go back thru the left side tunnel in the outside lane. Got it? Yes, I was as confused as you are (needless to say, on the day of the race it was far less complicated!)



We also went to the official English speaking athletes meeting where they go over the rules…No drafting (riding directly behind or next to a cycler), careful where you throw your used water bottles on the bike course (I mention this one as it will come up later!), etc. They went over the course and other important information, but I won’t bore you with the details.
Greg and I also unveiled our cheater helmets to Ben. Greg and I planned on surprising Ben with our new fancy Gyro Advantage 2 Aero helmets in Brazil.







back up to our rooms and attempted to go to bed nice and early for the race the next day.
THE RACE
Lead-up
So the night before, the group made plans to meet downstairs in the restaurant for breakfast a 4am. I had planned on getting up around 3:50am, throwing on some clothes, taking the elevator down 2 floors and walking over to breakfast, which should have taken all of 4 minutes! At some point during the early morning hours, I heard a knock on my bedroom door. Followed by the door opening. "Steven," yes I responded. "It's 3:00, you told the guys you were going to meet them downstairs at 4am." "Yeh, so. It's 3am, it will take me all of 5 minutes to get up, get dressed and make my way downstairs...any reason you are waking me up 1 hour before." "Just thought I'd let you know," my father responded. Yes, my dad had woken me up 1 hour earlier than I had intended on getting up in the morning. Unfortunately, now I was up for good and just laid in bed until about 3:45am, when I got ready to go downstairs and get breakfast. Breakfast was pretty uneventful, same crappy food and we decided we would catch the 5am shuttle over to the race. We all went back up to our rooms, I got the rest of my gear -- wetsuit, cap, special needs bags, etc. and headed down to the lobby at 4:50am. We caught the shuttle over to the race, and it dropped us off about 1/4 mile from the transition area. First step, dropping of special needs bags....done.



THE SWIM


THE BIKE


I made it to the tunnels, and around mile 40 I saw Ben. He was several miles behind me -- but flying on the bike. It was at some point during the back and forth tunnel rides that he caught me. I had a moment to tell him "I think I am going to fast and I am going to pay for it on the run." As confusing as the tunnels sounded during the bus tour, they were quite easy to navigate. And the back and forth provided a great opportunity for all of us to see each other on the bike ride. I think during the two bike laps, I saw or was seen by most of the other Disney Tri team members along the course. I finished my first lap, stopped at the special needs bag area and refilled my water bottles with more Gatorade endurance and picked up some more clif bars and blocks, while leaving the uncrustables behind. While there were food/drink stops every 10 miles along the course handing out water and Gatorade, I had trained with endurance and therefore wanted to drink mostly that during the race. When I ran out of endurance, then I switched to regular Gatorade. Then it was off for my second lap. The 2nd lap was pretty uneventful, except for two things. First, about 75 miles into the bike ride, I could eat no more...I was bloated from all the cliff bars and blocks I had eaten. In addition, traveling had sort of messed up my digestive system and leading up to the race I was not emptying myself as much as I should have been (too much information?). I think this may have had some impact on my ability to keep eating. I decided that until I felt better I would stick to drinking Gatorade and water. And secondly, I realized that I was going too fast -- not too hard, but too fast. 80 miles into the ride I was still averaging over 19 mph! So the last 30 miles I made myself slow down, but the damage was already done. I ended up averaging about 18.7 mph for the 112 miles.

Upon returning into town, I passed the Endurance Sports House. This is a house the travel company had rented for those not racing to hang out during the day, eat, drink and cheer for us. It's where my dad, Ben's parents, Tracy and other's spent much of the day. I finished the bike under 6 hours - -5:59:26. Upon completing the bike, I slipped out of my shoes and dismounted the bike. When you finish the race, you hand off your bike to a volunteer and they put it back in the transition area for you. I grabbed my Advil and headed to the transition area. Let me tell you, the first few steps off the bike were quite an interesting feeling!

THE RUN
A quick look at the elapsed time at the start of the run, and I figured, wow, I could go under 12 hours. If I did under about a 4:30 marathon. About 2 miles into the marathon, I knew I was not going under 12 hours for the day! The bike ride had taken way too much out of me. And my back was killing me. Later I found out that I was running most of the race crooked. I felt a little lopsided, but the pictures I saw after, showed just how bad it was! In addition, after running about a mile, I ended up walking about a mile! The goal now was just to finish alive! The first lap, 13+ mile was the hardest. I used it to try to recuperate from the bike. The hills that Ken told us about were KILLER! I ended up walking up and down most of the hill section, running the flats in between. Entering the hills for the first lap, Ben passed me coming the other way, came over and made sure I was alright..."yeh, yeh, I'm fine." Just walk up the hills, you'll be good! I also, discovered the most dreaded part of the run for me... basically the run was a square (the first lap was the square + 7 more miles tacked on!). About 100 yards from the last left turn, there was an earlier left turn that you had to make, and then about a two mile loop with a timing mat in the middle so you could not cheat, before you returned to the square to finish a lap. On the first lap, I hated this out and back. The 2nd lap, it sucked. On my final lap, even though it meant I only had about 4 miles to go – I ABSOLUTELY DREADED IT!

Lap two was pretty uneventful, except for the end. I felt better, and continued my walk run. As I headed back from the dreaded out and back, I noticed Ben, now on his third lap, coming the other way. He had about 3-4 miles to go, was running and after a quick glance at my watch, had a chance to go under 11 hours! I yelled to him as we past each other going opposite ways “catch me.” On the last straight away of my final lap, I ran into Ben’s dad. Turns out he was running the last lap with Ben, but was not doing the out and back. I also ran into Gabe and Mac, on their first lap. Upon me passing Gabe, he greeted me with a “hey steve” and a smack on the ass. Not a tap on the ass. But a pretty hard crack on my ass. Ok, it might not have been that hard, but 18 miles into a marathon, it felt like Dick Cheney had just decided to unload his shot gun into my ass cheek. I looked at Gabe and said, “uh, if you ever do that to me again 18 miles into a marathon, I think I might have to kill you!” I think I scared him! Later, he told me he felt really bad and was really sorry. With about 2 miles to go, Ben caught us. I have to say, it was pretty cool that all four of us were together with Ben’s dad at this point. I ran with Ben for about 50 yds, looked at my watch, saw we were going at about 8:30/mile pace and said “screw this, I got one more lap to go!” and Ben was gone. His official finish time was 11:01:02, although in the picture of him at the finish line, his time was 11:00:58 or something. Still, a fantastic time for a first Ironman…did I mention he is only 25 years old!



Once I regained my ability to walk, we headed over to the medical tent. The IV took about a half-hour and then it was off to the massage area, where I got a quick 15 minute rub down. Quite the interesting experience. There must have been about 50 massage tables set up, and each table had 2 masseuses. You got on the table and they each took one side of you. Once that was done, and I was almost able to walk normally, I headed back to the transition area, collected my transition bags and my bike and exited the area. Upon exiting the transition area, you were given your finishers medal and t-shirt. It as a short walk (distance-wise, but felt much longer actually doing it) to the Endurance Sports House, where everyone would be there and their would be FOOD! Met up with my dad, Tracy, Ben and his parents at the house. Had some food. Stretched out a bit. Tried to take a shower, but there was not hot water! Sat around for about 2 hours waiting for the other Disney peeps. Chatted with all the other finishers. Made some calls back to LA to talk to some people who had left me messages – apparently Wedgie and Robert had a little Ironman Brazil watching party (watching as the results came in over the internet), and head some moments of panic when our finish times did not post in a timely manner (read more about it here, http://neoprenewedgie.blogspot.com/2008/05/ironman-brazil.html, at Wedgie’s blog)! Ben informed me that Adrienne had actually won her age group and qualified for Kona – beating her nemesis on this today. Greg finally showed up after finishing in just over 13 hours. Also saw Gabe and Mac heading for the finish line. After about 2 hours it was time to go back to the hotel and sleep. On the way out, we ran into the rest of our group – Nabil, Junior, Hector (2 flats on the bike ride – bad times), Mac and Gabe.
Got back to the hotel and finally took a long hot shower. Then it was bed time. You would think that after getting up at 4am, oh sorry 3am (thanks dad) and exercising for almost 12.5 hours one would be able to sleep like a baby! And yes, I did fall asleep quite quickly. Unfortunately, I was way sore! Sore like I have never experience before. So sore, that every time I moved a little bit in bed, I would feel the soreness like someone punching me in my leg and arm muscles. So it was not a real good night of sleep.
THE AFTERMATH!
Was up at 7am and headed downstairs for breakfast at 8am, where I ran into Mac. Had some more buffet food – yuck! Mac and I decided to head down to the expo to buy some more finishers merchandise (long sleeve shirt - $95, what a bargain!) and some more t-shirts for people back home. When we got down to the expo I noticed that a lot of the “Brazil Ironman Triathlon Florianopolis 2008” banners that had lined the transition had gone missing. When I first arrived at the transition earlier in the week, I mentioned to Nabil that we should steal one of them after the race and bring back to LA with us (apparently I was not the only one who had this idea). Well, a day after my race, I had my chance. Right outside the expo there was still one left, and Mac and I ripped it down. One of the triathlon workers saw us taking it, and just sort of nodded and walked on by. Mac then found another one, possible the last one, a took that one too.

Ok, so 10 pages into this, I will now go back to some post-race highlights…
• It was amazing to watch the change in the hotel from Saturday to Monday – on Saturday, it was a hotel full of fit athletes going out for swims, bikes and runs. On Monday it had turned into an old folks home, with people limping and no one taking the stairs. It was amusing watching those who tried to take the stiars, navigate them while leaning on the hand rails!
• Bought my finisher photos.
• Monday afternoon was the athlete lunch/award ceremony. And surprisingly the food for this lunch was the same as the athletes dinner two nights before – same bad pasta sauce. After seeing this, and paying to get in, Tracy left without eating anything. We also went on a quest for McDonalds. One of the EST people told us there was a Mickey D’s very close to the expo. We took a shuttle to the shopping mall where it was and guess what – THERE WAS NONE!
• Ben I and walked it back to the hotel to kind of stretch out, which felt pretty good. .The soreness would be worst when sitting for a while and then having to get up and move!
• Monday night was the Endurance Sports Travel hosted dinner at a Brazilian barbecue restaurant. One of those places where you sit and they bring over copious amounts of meat – chicken, beef, lamb – on spits and carve you off a piece to eat. It was good to eat something other than bad pasta finally. This dinner was great, cause it brought together all the people we had befriended over the past week from all over the world, and gave us one last chance to reminisce about the race and the lead-up. Was able to congratulate Adrianne on her qualifying for the Ironman Hawaii.

• After dinner, was the finishers party at a club. Greg and Tracy would have it the hardest. The had to be up at 4am the next morning to catch their shuttle to the airport to make their flight to the Amazon.

• So once we convinced them to go, we all headed out for the shuttles. I guess, Greg decided when he is in, he goes all in. So while waiting in the lobby of the restaurant, he had us all do shots of what can only be described and Brazilian “moonshine.”

• The club was quite big, one half was a restaurant and then the other half was a disco. We started the evening by standing around the restaurant having some drinks, then headed into the club, where there was much dancing. Unfortunately, the club was open to the general public, so around 1245am, when the dance club was way too packed, we all decided to head back.

• On Tuesday, I finally got a massage at the hotel. It was one of the most painful massages I have ever gotten. I was still pretty sore, so when the masseuse dug into my muscles, it HURT!
• Tuesday was leaving day for most everyone. Greg and Tracy left at 4am for the Amazon. Nabil was headed back to LA in the am. Junior, Ben and his parents were leaving for Iquaza Falls at 5:30pm and Mac and Gabe were on the same 5:30 shuttle for the airport to head back to LA. I met them in the lobby at 5pm to say good-bye. I told Junior and Ben that I did not know how there were doing it, but they were going on another 3 day excursion before returning for US. With that, I headed back to my room and ended up sleeping from about 7pm to 7am!
• Wednesday was just me and my dad in the morning. He was scheduled for a late morning shuttle.

• Saw him off, then headed down to the beach for a short 30 minute walk/run. It ended up being a 30 minute walk as I was still sore.

• While I was walking, I passed a fellow IM, who was running…running as if he had not just done an IM, 2 days before!!! I headed back to the hotel, finished packing, checked out and waited in the lobby for the airport shuttle.
• I won’t get into the details, but the airport experience in Florianopolis was less than joyful – although we all did end up getting on the flight to Sao Paulo (there were about 30 people from EST on the flight)…it was close for some of us!
• After Florianopolis to Sao Paulo, It was Sao Paulo To Miami then Miami to LAX (first class on this flight – hello lie flat seats!). I finally landed in LA, exactly 24 hours later than when I had left the hotel in Floripa. Needless to say I was beat. After collecting my bags and bike box, it was about an hour in traffic to get home.
I think this covers it all. 7 days in Brazil. 9 total days including a traveling. 100s of photos (still working on collecting, sorting through all of them). 14+ buffet meals (yuck!). 7 fellow Disneyers. 3 fathers (mine, Ben and Hector’s), 1 mother (Ben’s) and 1 girlfriend (Greg’s). Many bottles of Gatorade. 4+ Clif Bars. 4+ Bags of Clif Bloks. 1 Uncrustable (yuck!). 1+ hour swimming. 5:59 biking. 5+ hours of marathon running, an extremely long blog of my race and trip…
FINISHING MY FIRST IRONMAN…PRICELESS!
Memories that will last a lifetime. And yes, to answer the burning question, I would do another one. When will I do it? Not sure about that. But I do know the next one will be in the US, so it will make it much easier for all you to come out and watch. The traveling took a lot out of me – came back to the US with 4 days of stomach issues…leave it at that as to not get too graphic! The lack of food options took a lot out of me – yeh, yeh, I know I was in a different country, I should have experienced the great food in Brazil. But when you are there competing in an Ironman, one’s ability to sample the food is somewhat limited!
Thanks for reading this. I know it was pretty long, but I wanted to include all the highlights and lowlights. I hope you enjoyed reading about my experiences. I also hope it inspired you to get off your asses and do something exciting!
Steve

4 comments:
An absolutely awesome read about what sounds like a priceless experience. Thanks for going to such effort for the helpful details -- not too long at all -- as it gave a real sense of both the trip and the competition. And kudos for the final shot of you and your dad: Was hoping and looking for that.
Congratulations
Jim McK
Hey Steve,
I heard those cheater wheels can take off as much as 46 minutes over the course of a 112 mile bike ride. So, in my mind we tied ;)
Thanks for helping me to complete this fantastic experience. I truly enjoyed training and racing with you -- and I know you enjoyed the company on those long rides!
Cheers,
GC
Steve Kern Voce e' um Ironman.... Big congrats my friend, too bad you didn't like Brazilian food... I wish I was there with you guys but with an 10 month old baby there was no way in hell!! Hey maybe for the next one we can do an IM in the US or Canada... I'm up for it either 09 or 2010... Let's see how wedgie does at CDL.
Cheers,
Andre
Steve, well you are more than amazing. A fantastic read, and yes, truly an inspiration. Thanks for including me in the share and your experience. Cheers to you, Ironman forever!!
Congratulations!!!
Cathy
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